Friday, July 06, 2007

Harry Potter got no balls

I have a theory: Harry Potter got no balls. Just look at these pictures.




How can sit on broom - between your legs - if you have balls. Have you tried that? I mean... it's pain man! Some may say.. girls like it. Please la... this is not igallop ok!

It's pain to sit on a stick like that. That's why you see in bollywood film or chinese film, when the hero fetch the girl on a bike she sit acroos the steel bar so that her butt can cushion.

So what more a man.

Either he has no balls... or the opposite is true. They have balls of steel.

I wonder if that's the first spell they learn before they learn how to ride the broomstick.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

ahhh.. according to your theory then men shouldn't be racing on horses too..

maybe harry potter conjures himself some magical protection before he mounts le broomstick?

Anonymous said...

horses like motorbikes is wide and have more 'cushioning'... doesn't impede the balls like a broomstick i guess...ahhahaha...

Anonymous said...

why are the girls guessing what can happen to men's balls? eric, maybe you shld try with the broomstick. there could be some tactic to 'position' those balls in order not to feel pain... hmmm... let us know ya ;)